“You drink wine by the glass, and I drink wine by the trash-can. Seriously, I’ll be by the trash-can if you need me.” ~ Jarod Kintz
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” ~ Ernest Hemingway
“I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains.” ~ William Shakespeare, Othello
“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald
“I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.” ~ Tom Waits
“Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.” ~ Steve Martin
“Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.” ~ Oscar Wilde
“It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance” ~ William Shakespeare, Macbeth
“Ignorance is a lot like alcohol: the more you have of it, the less you are able to see its effect on you.” ~ Jay M. Bylsma

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Control Your Drinking Quickly & Easily

alcohol abuse drink drivingHi there, and welcome – I’m glad you made it here! 🙂

So, maybe you are worried that you’re drinking too much these days.

Perhaps others have made comments about your overdoing it a few too many times. Dare I mention the phrase ‘alcohol abuse’ (it’s a ‘thing’, and ‘things’ can be fixed)?

It could be that someone you care about has a problem with alcohol.

Or you just feel like you’re on a road to nowhere. I understand that, believe me.

Whatever the case, if you want to learn how to sort out your drinking, quickly and easily, you are in the right place. This site just might change your life, if you want it, so let’s see what it’s about…

It’s Serious Fun Beating Alcohol Abuse

The approach I take is friendly and light-hearted – humans are curious creatures, after all – but I’m deadly serious about helping you sort this thing out.

alcohol abuse dead dodoI’ve been there and done that and got the marks to prove it, but there came a moment when enough was simply enough.

I never judge or preach, but I do tell it like it is. Someone has to. Before you’re dead as a… well, a dodo.

If you think this sort of approach could be what you’re looking for, keep reading and I’ll show you how it works.

The Biggest Lie

alcohol abuse woman drinking poisonThere’s a widespread fallacy about alcohol abuse, and that is that some people abuse alcohol. Like overdosing on M&M’s as you binge-watch American TV series, not knowing when to stop. I know, I’m guilty of that too.

But I believe booze is different. Very different. People don’t usually lose their jobs or their families or their livers or their lives because of Game of Thrones induced chocoholism. You see, the bitter truth is:

You don’t abuse alcohol; alcohol abuses you!

So, do you want the good news first, or the bad? OK, you asked for it…

Consider this (The Bad News):

  1. Alcohol is a highly addictive drug.
  2. It’s also a lethal poison – milk and honey it ain’t.
  3. alcohol abuse worried manBooze and alcohol abuse destroys millions of families and lives every year.
  4. Unfortunately, there is intense pressure in our society to drink…
  5. …and there are limitless occasions and chances to do so.
  6. Damn!
  7. There’s no such thing as a ‘safe level’ of consumption (‘What’s your poison?’)
  8. We fall into the treacherous trap oh-so slowly but oh-so surely.
  9. Alcohol doesn’t care in the slightest about your race, nationality, profession, experience, qualifications, social status, wealth, age, sex, sexuality, religion, exercise routine, dietary habits, chocolate preferences or favourite US TV series.
  10. It just doesn’t care.

In a nutshell:

If a poison has a single, solitary goal in life, then let’s at least be honest about what it is: to kill us, whoever, wherever and whatever we are.

Oh dear. That’s not so great, is it? Not all is lost though. Far from that. Because look, I have some good news for you. Some amazing news, in fact…

And the Good News is…

  1. I’ve created a cool programme called 7 Days to Sober.
  2. It’s a fast and effective way out of the alcohol trap.
  3. alcohol abuse happy womanWillpower is NOT required, just an open mind…
  4. …and a burning desire to get your life back.
  5. One of the key principles is: Knowledge = Power
  6. I have some knowledge for you.
  7. It’s not your fault, remember: Alcohol Abuses Us!
  8. I will support you every step of the way.
  9. The programme is motivating, inspiring and FUN.
  10. You are not alone. I am here to help.
  11. You can choose to be free – it’s easy. So do it NOW.
  12. Your incredible brand new future is just a CLICK away.
  13. P.S. You’ll get your life back.


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