The Daily Dose: No.8

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The Perfect Bar

During my drinking days I would often sort of half think to myself, as I made my way to the toilet yet again to piss out what I’d just so greedily ingurgitated, how ridiculous it all was.

And how, if those rumours about Germany’s Oktoberfest were true, that they weren’t so stupid after all, those guys, in a really screwed up way.

The story I heard is that there’s a place where you sit down at a communal table, drink yourself to bursting point, and then – and here’s the ingenious bit – simply undo your trousers and let it all flood out into the equally communal urinal/open sewer that’s been ingeniously installed under the table and running the length of it. Brilliant!

“Even better, I suppose, would be to just attach a bit of rubber tubing to your dong and you could feasibly last all night long without even bothering to get up.“

So next time you’re peeing away whatever is is you just paid good money for, having run it through your long-suffering liver, bloodstream and brain first of course, pause a second and just ask yourself: is this really the best thing I could be doing right now?

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